Love is giving someone the power to hurt you,but trusting them not to

WAAA, so long leh i never blog.

Everytime i go on9, its either i would be sidetracked to doin other stuffs or i'm simply lazy.hha. When i'm at work or school, there would be alot of tings i would wanna blog about. However, when i reach home, i 4get everyting.lol.

Plus, i'm totally shagged out tis days after Metro Paragon 20% sale. Damn alot of customers la. Not dat i'm complaining but some customers are just so fucked up. They complain bout free gifts and expect us to serve them for like so long when there is like alot of other customers.

At least they buy la hor. Better than those "pao" customers...

I'm supposed to be in school now but i'm not coz i'm oready late. Took me forever to get ready as i love sleeping too much. Thank god, Bee is on9 now as i would be bored to death if she's not. Later meeting up Luells. Too bad Bee finish school late coz we all have like tons of tings to update each other bout.

And omg...i totally do not regret buying bags at BHG Bugis on Monday nite arnd 8 coz i get to see _______ and get _______.haha. Move on faster plzzz???....???

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: bhg bugis, randome

It has been a while since i last blog hor.

Occupied with work and school recently and always get back home late.

Anw, last friday i saw Joanne Peh.haha. She shops at Givenchy and she is so damn SKINNY!!!! She is like super tall mostly thanks to her 4" wedges. Witout dat maybe she would be arnd my height.

She dresses casually with no make-up on and she does'nt really look different compared to her face with full make-up so i can declare her a beauty:D

Work has been awesome and i have met so many great ppl. Most of them are like super fun and we can connect well:D

On Sunday i finished work at 5 30 but i stayed till 8 30 becoz i was enjoying the conversation i had with my fragrance colleagues together with Laneige and Ettusai's gals too.

We toked bout sex and it was super funny lor.haha. They toked bout their sex experience and the method they have tried.haha. We even toked bout dressing up for sex.

The guy would be the cowboy oready on the bed, then the lady would be the horse. So the lady would come out from the toilet and neigh like a horse and then gallop all the way to the bed.haha. Its funnier when we all acted it out.hhaa.

There's more we toked bout but i dun wanna post it up here.haha. Lest you guys get horny after reading it:D I like working at Paragon now leh.haha. Told ya i'm fickle.

Tmr would be working at OG Albert at bugis and i hope the people there would be fun lor. However, cannot bring hp in there leh. Very cibai lor the management. More fucked up compared to Paragon leh.

Can't wait for friday though coz i will be working at Metro Paragon again but i doubt we would have time to chat since it would be Metro's _______ by then. COnfirm busy but hopefully more commision to be earned:D

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: Metro Paragon, OG Albert, sex experience

Haha, a funny story or well, real story dat is told by my school friend.

Yesterday one of her mum's friend went to the Louis Vuitton(LV) boutique at Takashimaya. She went in to take a look around.

Sound innocent and normal enough?

wait...

She stupidly carried one of her fake LV bag instead of her original one.Damn pathetic lor.

So as soon as she entered the boutique, one of the promoter immediately asked the colleague to call for the police..

When the police arrived, she was shocked la definitely and she was later fine 2k plus for carrying the fake LV bag inside the boutique.

haha. Damn stupid leh dat auntie. With the 2k plus she paid as fine, she could have bought a new bag leh. She has the original one dun wana carry..

Maybe dat was her unlucky day la hor.

So moral of the story: Dun go in any LV/Chanel/Gucci etc boutique if ur carrying a fake!rofl.

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: Burberry, Chanel, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Takashimaya

Whatthefark!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I just found out that today marks exactly 6 more months till the start of the official 'O' Levels....What my t'cher said dat makes me more nervous is dat he said we actually only have 4 more months left.

Dats because he minus off our sleeping time. Normally we take 8 hours of sleeping time and dats like 1/3 of the day. So calculating all in all, we sleep for 2 months so left 4 months. This does not include our eating time,travelling time and break time. So easier said, we are left with only 2 months where we actually study.WTF?

Time really passes when you're having fun heh.

Chatted with Bee and she seems to be having fun with her orientation camp. Its like poly is the fun place to be. Can't wait for tis time next year when i would be in poly. So confident hor.hhaha

I somehow feel dat i am becoming more brave now to state my stand. Voice out my opinion when needed and say no to things i feel is wrong. Usually i would be like the guy who just follows wat others say. For example, if sumone says curry is delicious but i tink otherwise, when asked if its delicious, i would say its nice. Usually sticking to the majority.

Why? well bcoz i just hate dragging tings. I hate when ppl keep asking questions and the attention to be put on me. Yes, i am timid. When sum ppl are trying different ways to get all the attention, i would be the one trying to put away all the attention from me.

Now, i dun tink i'm like before. I dare to voice out my opinion and i tink i'm liking the attention i'm getting now. For instance, just now when my t'cher was saying taking Psychology in poly is a waste and a stupid decision. I got a lil angry, dunnoe why myself. Well, maybe bcoz i plan to take psychology in poly. So i voiced out my opinion loudly and go against to all of the tings my t'cher said. I even won the 'debate' by saying"If you insist on saying psychology is a waste and does not bring a bright career future, tell me why the Cut Off Point is so high(difficult to get in)" My t'cher totally shut the fark up lor.haha

In terms of the attention i'm getting now. I have to admit, i still get pretty insecure when ppl keeps on looking at me. So i found a solution, usually when we walk, we would look left and right and dats when you would notice ppl looking at you. Now i walk by just looking towards my front. Thanks to my colleague who demonstrated it.haha. However, must keep in mind to smile a bit when you walk like dat coz otherwise, ppl might find you a smug and no matter how leng chai or leng lui you are but ur a smug, its a complete turn off:P

However, only leng chai and leng lui can pull of the smug look la but if sumbody dat neither has looks or valuables to be smug about. Seriously, just be nice ok. I just find it funny when i see sumon with below average look trying to act smug. With dat chibai face, i just feel like slapping their faces lor.lol

Plus, i believe being smug does not bring you anywhere. At most you would get beaten up by ppl.haha. You can attract attention too by being nice:D

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: O levels, polytechnic, smug

Yea!! Superrrrrr happy wit today:D

I guess lady luck was shining on me today. My sales figure today was super damn good, all thanks to this Indonesian Family. They bought like damn lots of perfumes leh. One statement dat shocked me was when i told them that they can get a free 100ml man's Calvin Klein perfume with every $250 purchase. They said "Means i should buy 4 of the Euphoria Men 100ml?"(take note:its $120/100ml bottle). I answered dat if they purchase 2 would be good enuf and the lady answered back "Ok, so i will get 4 bottles"

Wa, i was shocked lor. Its either they dun understand wat i said or they are just too farking RICH! They even bought 2 DavidOff perfumes, 1 Thiery Mugler and 1 Bvlgari perfume. In total they bought $1015 worth of perfumes.

I could have taken all the commision but the kind me gave the Thiery Mugler memo(commision slip) to a full-timer as she helped me serve dat brand and she is TM promoter. I could have taken the Bvlgari's commision but i oso gave it to the afternoon shift (i was morning shift) Bvlgari promoter. I'm super kind rite:D lol

In total my commision today was more than my basic daily pay leh.haha. The family came back to buy another CK perfume but they did'nt buy in the end as the free gift i could give them did'nt appeal to them:( but watever, i shld be happy with my sales today. Furthermore i sold 2 Ck perfumes b4 dat too. Sadly after dat Jackpot, i did'nt open anymore sales.lol

My supervisor today was oso especially nice to me. Not dat she was mean towards me or anyting, just dat i got to tok to her more today and she was much more willing to tok.

Met her at Takashimaya MacDonalds with my same brand full-timer. Tis full-timer is only 15 year old leh. Dun ask me if sumbody aged 15 year old can work anot coz i'm myself shocked.haha. Anw, met my supervisor there to tok bout sumting and she was like saying how diff i looked and joked alot. Not the side i often see from her. I dun mind as it was a much more fun side of her:D

So, i guess today was my day and hopefully there will be more of my lucky days:d

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: bvlgari, calvin klein, lucky day, thiery mugler

Went back to school just now wit Bee to take our O Levels Leaving Certificate. Luells met us after she finished class. I know its like farking overdue to collect the certificate and seriously, i was scared dat we cannot collect it anymore. Thank goodness we were able to collect it.

It looks damn good dat all the certificate and testimonials is put inside a nice folder:D

The students toght Bee and I were new teachers and they give us dat "dun tink ur a t'cher, we are scared of you ok" face.haha. I got to noe from Luells dat there is one new t'cher dat dresses like me and likes to carry bag like me. So while i was waiting for Bee and Luells at the school gate, tis malay students said"Wa, aku ingat dia cikgu baru tu sia" wich translates to "wa, i toght he was dat new t'cher leh".

Plus finally, i get to see my Juniors. They did'nt recognise me at first until i smiled at them. I seriously miss school and hanging out with my classmates after school. Secondary School is definitely the best period of time in your life for me:D

Plus, from wat i hear from Luells, school seem to be much more fun tis year.

Went to Tampines Mall after meeting up with Aishah. I can't wait for the new Tampines One to open, which is like tmr. Cnfrm damn pack lor tmr. Topshop is available there plus the shop UniQlo wich i heard from luells majors in guys fashion:D. More reason to shop heh.

Finally, i dun have to travel far to Orchard to shop. Seriously, i tink Orchard is damn over-rated. Too many ppl shop there and if you have no intention to shop, going to Orchard is a bore. I am bored of Orchard oready lor. When i work i have to go there. When i go school, it is oso near Orchard.

Sumbody has to seriously make another hot spot other than Orchard for ~~bored~~ teenagers to hang out. Maybe Tampines would be next. Well, Tampines has 3 shopping malls and it is not bad a neighbourhood.

Maybe not oso since i tink arnd 2 more new Shopping Malls is being build right now at Town.

Heck, i dun really care much. As long as the place has good shopping places and nice food stalls, definitely it will attract crowd. We can't really expect much anyway since Singapore is a small ~~country~~ ~~island~~ watever we are called.

At least its a safe and peaceful country to live in:D

And ooh, got to hear juicy gossips from luells bout schoolmates. Seriously, we are all gonna be 17 soon so stop all the Teenage Angst. I can't stand the "u dun frend me, i dun frend you" arguments in secondary school anymore. Its like super lame-.-"

Plus to aim for World Peace, we atleast have to have peace in our own country or cliques:D So lets all work together to achieve world peace ok. lol. I dunnoe wat i'm toking out.

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: high school, random, teenage angst

I love my job! What's there not to love? I get to meet cool people like almost everyday, change my smell each day(lol) and its easy money.

Just by saying "hi can i help you? this is the nicest/best-seller fragrance here. I suggest you get the biggest bottle coz its value for money. So you'll take this?" i can get up to 6 bucks. If there is 10 customers, i can get 60bucks. Plus my basic daily pay. Wow..haha

Ok, i'm not trying to boast just trying to share wit you ppl my current contented lifestyle:D
Oooo, and i get to buy cosmetics/skin-care at cheaper prices(jealous?)haha. Well my job do has its bad points too la. Like for example, you have to sumtimes serve arrogant customers, continue smiling eventhough the customers are rude. Plus sumting i am good at, act interested in wat the customers are saying and laugh at their jokes eventhough its not funny.

It takes time to master dat ok.lol. Well, its not exactly dat difficult to learn. The key points to take note of when you're not interested in a conversation is.

Eventhough you're listening half-heartedly to the convo, do keep an opening ear. For example, take out the main points of the convo. With you knowing the main points of the convo, you can still converse with the other party witout knowing wat he/she just said but still appear to be attentive.
Nod your head at certain intervals to show to the other party that you are listening to wat he/she is saying. This takes some practice coz if you were to nod at the wrong intervals, your acting might be known.
Also laugh or makes acknowledging voices at certain timing too. Wat i mean by acknowledging voices is like "ya lor" "hmmm" "aiyo", you guys get it rite?. Also referring to the first point. IF you find out dat the other party is touching on funny subjects, be sure to laugh at certain points. This helps you to show dat ur listening.
Lastly, do add on to the conversation to show ur interested. If only the other person is toking, he/she can sense that ur not interested unless your main motive is to really show/tell him/her to just SHUT THE FARK UP!hee

Well, dats the 4 main points i follow when serving customers that tends to over-talk and expect us to be interested.haha. Of coz, most of the time i do serve with sincerity ok. I will start conversation out of sincerity and if i'm interested on the topic, i would definitely reply with sincerity too:D

Some people might think dats being too fake. But hey, you have to be fake in some points of ur life rite. Especially if it helps ur future or bring you kachingzz.. Who does'nt love money tell me?

Like a saying dat i believe in. Money can't buy everything, but everything is money:D

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: arrogant customers, fake, Fragrance

The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

haha, get the joke?

Kamsa Hamnida!

Labels: random