Love is giving someone the power to hurt you,but trusting them not to

This may sound a little stupid, but i didn't know that Condom's have an expiry date! I only got to know when i was watching Tyra yesterday ~~night~~ morning since its 12+am. They were discussing about SEX issues and how parent's bring about the topic to discuss with their child. You know the dreaded sex talk you need to have with your parents. Me personally, never had one with mine. There's this one time when i was watching this Chinese Drama and they have a sex scene, i felt so uncomfortable as my mum was there and i wanted to change the channel but the drama is a nice one apart from all those sensual scene.

So i just hope it will past by quick as it started with a kiss and slowly became more sensual and my mum was like

"last time only Hollywood movies have tis kinda scene, now even chinese drama have."

i toght that was all she had to say but i was wrong la obviously. She continued with

" don't feel tempted to tis kinda ting at tis age ah. It is so wrong. You should only do tis when your older and dun tink about the pleasure of doing it, must tink about the consequences of doing it."

If those words come out from my friend's mouth it is still fine but to come out from my mum's, i just feel awkward and i quickly ask her to shut up and changed the channel.lol

I dunnoe why but it just feel awkward and disgusting to talk about SEX with not only your parents but also any family members. The word SEX won't even come out from my mouth when infront of them lor. That explain me being very innocent.lol

To be frank, i have never seen-touch a Condom before in my life. I mean not the box packaging but the real thing. And if not because of words from friends, i would never know they have different kinda and flavours of Condom. Like why must there be flavours for Condom right?

Its not as if anyone's gonna taste it. Unless you're gonna use it during oral sex? but seriously i dun tink any guy would use a condom when someone does a blowjob on them right? would they? i dunnoe.lol. Told you i'm innocent. Dun judge a book by its cover ok.lol

I feel like sharing a joke. Ok ~~listen~~ or read in this case ah.

Your sister is so stupid dat she called me to ask for my number.lol
Your sister is so stupid dat she stared a bottle of Orange juice coz it says Concentrate.lol

Get it? coz usually orange juice packaging states Concentrated Orange Juice ma. My fav joke is

Your mother is so fat dat even Dora cannot explore her! rofl.

I miss saying this joke as i'm apparently fasting for a month and cannot gossip or criticise ppl.lol

Kamsa Hamnida!